This is hilarious. What if there were airlines, which ran the way different operating systems do ? A good theory on how each OS airline would be running its business.

This is the excerpt for Windows XP Airlines.

You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

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Ever seen the strike rates of batsmen like Adam Gilchrist ? Always greater than 100%. Saw something like that in my Google Adsense account today. See the screenshot.

3 impressions, 4 clicks and a CTR of 133%.

Beat that CTR and of course the CPM.

Forget the “Get a Mac” ads by Apple. Here is Novell’s spoof on Apple’s Mac ads. The ads feature a woman (presumably signifying that Linux is beautiful). There are 3 ads till now. I will post more if I find any.

Really hilarious and definitely worth a look. Show them to everybody who says Linux is not as good as Windows.

Novell’s Ad Spoof - I

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtp5gNhBZgo[/youtube]

Novell’s Ad Spoof - II

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVOnFdMf0RU[/youtube]

Novell’s Ad Spoof - III

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkFQVcl62qo[/youtube]

What do you think ? Will these ads help attract people towards Linux ?